1. Get the kids back to school and then schedule yourself a massage
2. Relax. No one else knows what they’re doing either.
3. Massage on a Wednesday feel great.
4. "Heal your body through a great massage."
5. "I hate getting a massage"...said no one, ever
6. I’m really old-fashioned. An Epsom salt bath, that’s genuinely better than any massage.”
7. There are some things in life where it’s better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them.”
8. Happiness is really good massage
9. Monday again? I need a massage.
10. No worries I got you back. I