I am Joanne, a radical tarot practitioner from deepest, darkest Lanarkshire in Scotland.
I come with a content warning and I’m not for the easily offended! I will eff and blind my way through your reading, and I make no apologies for it. My foul mouth in no way precludes the healing that I channel to you, and the veracity of the messages I give you. I am spookily accurate in both the cards I draw, and what the cards tell me. I know all about your past, I can see where you are sitting right now, and I know where you’re going.

Guided by Gaia Tarot

Serenity - Wishaw

Spa og badstu

Train Your Spirit

Massasje

E D E N

Bombshell Scotland

Negler

Grounded

Fysioterapi

Anna Chiesa Hair

Frisørsalong

Relax With Tina

Skjønnhetssalong

Serenity Seven

Curious about tarot and my readings, but not sure where to start? May I suggest a cheeky 6 card Ask the Universe? It's a mini Celtic Cross and the cards will focus on a situation. The cards will tell you what you need to know, right now. You'll find out about what's blocking you (guidance on how to clear will come as we progress through the cards!). There will be a foundations card and a message from your Higher Self. Two cards for timeframes, one for the recent past and the final card for the future probable outcome. 
Like my Celtic Cross, it's gonna tell you what you need to know, man. 
Also includes birth card reading and charm throw.
Readings will be completed within 7 days of order. 

Ask the Universe 6 card spread

The main benefit of this type of reading is that you can interact with me. I do prefer to go into the readings quite cold, so I would ask that you don’t share a lot with me. After I.ve finished reading your cards, then we can delve deeper. Plus, you don’t have to leave the comfort of your own safe space!

Video Tarot Reading

The reading will be personalised to you and the guidance you need. Often the Celtic Cross never fails! Other divination tools will be utilised, such as pendulums, crystals and oracle cards. These will add an extra level of depth to your reading and amplify the messages from the cards. 
You will also more than likely meet my dog, Dante. He loves meeting my querents and I believe he adds an extra something to my at-home readings! Please let me know if you're not comfortable with dogs and I can arrange for him to be out of the house.


Tarot Reading 

A fan-tastic reading for getting a birds' eye view of your life! We can set a specific time frame to focus on. You'll get 5 cards for your past, 3 for your present, and 5 for your future. The cards flow from your birth card, which I will tell you about at the start of your reading. We will see the transitional times, the liminal points, the journeys. You will receive clarity on the events of your past and how these led to where you are right now. 7
And of course, you get the pretty detailed peek into your future. 
Charm throw also included.
Reading will be completed within 7 days of booking, and at the time I am drawn.

The Fan - 13 card past, present, future

Fremhevet

The Cross can be used to focus on a specific issue- I've used it to investigate my love relationships, my mental health and just why I swear so fucking much. It can also be used generally, where we ask the Universe what you need to know. Birth card reading and charm throw also included.
Card 1: heart of the matter.
Card 2 (crosses card 1): obstacles
Card 3: foundation of the issue
Card 4: crown (message from your Higher Self)
Card 5 (far left): recent past event/ energies which are still influencing or what to get to fuck
Card 6: recent future event/energy which will have an impact or what to take forward 
Card 7 (bottom card of the vertical column): what you bring 
Card 8: external influences/ energies affecting you 
Card 9: your hopes and/or fears
Card 10: probable future outcome 
And it'll give you the answers you need.
Readings will be completed within 7 days of order. 

Celtic Cross 10 card reading

Tarot was traditionally used as fortune telling and to, yes, tell the future. My future predictions are proving to be solid. I've predicted pregnancies, names of employers, and job offers, to name just three specifics. You can  use the cards however you want. You could investigate 4 life areas at 3 distinct points in the future. Or 6 life areas at two future points. Your wish is my desire! You tell me what you want, and I'll ask the cards for you! 

Peep Your Future 12 card future reading

Do your homework, but your topic of study is you! What did you learn and what can you rely on? What is ripe, and what is still missing? What aspirations and fears should you confront, and which ones should you just... leave alone? How do you emphasise your wishes?
This detailed 13 card reading is excellent for any stage of life, if you know where you're going, or if you don't. Either way, you WILL get all the information you need to help you stay in alignment with your destiny!

13 card Homework spread - it's all about YOU!

A detailed 12 card spread looking at your relationship, from both sides. One side of the heart focuses on you, your hopes, feelings towards your partner, your negative impact and your talent for change. The other side is your partner. There are also three guidance cards, the heart (ha!) of the matter, and the strengths and challenges of the relationship. The reading finishes up with a sneak peek into the future of your relationship. 

The Heart - THE Love reading 

Are you at a crossroads in your own life? Do you have a few paths open to you (possibly three, specifically?) but you don't know which way to go? Or maybe you just feel a bit lost n your life path. You can't see the wood for the trees.
This reading can help! 
There will be a card for you, who you are as you stand at the crossroads, and there will be a card to represent your guide. The cards will go on to tell you what's directly ahead of you down each of the roads open to you. What you'll meet first. You will then get information about challenges and opportunities that may present themselves to you... essentially, where you're going to end up and what you'll find when you get there!
Hecate is my shadow guide (very honoured about this!) and I will call upon her to illuminate your reading with her light. 
Includes birth card reading and charm throw.
Readings will be completed within 7 days of order.

Hecate's Crossroads - 11 card decision reading

Have you ever wanted to investigate someone's true feelings and intentions towards you? Well, now you can, thanks to my tarot skills! 8 cards, spilling all the tea on your person's deep-seated and heart-held feelings and intentions towards you. Are they keeping any secrets from you? We'll find out. You'll also get a message from your Higher Self about this person, and we'll finish up with a sneak peek into the likely outcome if you maintain the connection. Be warned, I don't sugarcoat shit...

True Intentions reading

Want to just dip your toe into the wonderfully weird world of Guided by Gaia Tarot? Try this for size. 3 cards that'll give you a message that the Universe wants you to hear!

3 Card Curiosity Cards

Prebook your New Moon tarot readings! New Moons are, of course, about fresh starts, beginnings, newness. Planting the seeds of your intentions and focusing on what you want to manifest as the Moon grows fat over the course of the next month. Full Moons are about completion, finishing what you started in the New Moon. Full Moons can be about emotions. Full Moons can be about illumination.
Readings will be approximately 6 cards and will be specific to the Moon that is or will be presenting (or hiding, more accurately!) in the sky at the time of your booking. The questions and the cards will give you the guidance and the information you need to harness the Moon's energy and move yourself ever onward.
Great fun if you have a connection with a specific Moon! 
Readings will be completed within the 3 day period before and after the relevant Moon.


New and Full Moon Readings

Voice Message Tarot Readings

Video Tarot Readings

As a practicing witch, I'm well versed in performing magic rituals, and my magic has effect. Cleansing, protecting and spell casting is a three-step process that can be used on yourself, or your home, car or work space. 

I will use all the magickal tools and implements, as well as my magic and reiki, to cleanse. We will boot out any uninvited energies or blockages. I will then do some protection work, to keep you sheltered and secure going forward.


Spellcasting can be added for an increased exchange. Here, I will cast a spell for you, for whatever intent would serve you best. We can welcome in success, happiness, strength - your wish is my desire (following consultation, of course). I dare say some tarot will also be involved, if you wish!

You can come to my sacred space if it's your body. If it's your space, I'll come to you! Armed with my bag of tricks and witchy accoutrements! Whatever crystals or items I use in your session will be yours to keep! This is reflected in the price.

Cleansing, Protection and Casting for your Body or your Space

Come meet me in my sacred space at home to craft your very personal spell jar under my guidance! 

We will chat about magic and spell jars. We will cleanse and protect. There will be a meditation and journalling, to assist with your intention setting. 

You then get to raid my spell jar cabinet to pick the perfect ingredients for your spell. And then.... you craft! 

Tarot cards will also be involved.

The perfect way to show yourself a bit of self care... and tap into your own magick. Because I promise.. . You have a witch within you. 

I can help you find her. 

Spell jar crafting session

Another benefit of my at-home readings is that you will get full access to my spell jar cabinet! You will have free rein to raid my ingredients to help you craft your perfect spell jar! I will do your cards first, a full 10 card detailed Celtic Cross, and then you will craft a spell jar to support you with what the reading pulled out. You will also get a wee shot of reiki from me while you're crafting your jar!

Tarot Reading and Spell Jar Crafting

Reiki dovetails with tarot beautifully. I will carry out a mini healing, concentrating on the upper chakras, with the intent of opening you up for your tarot reading. I'll give you any messages I receive, and we can explore the messages through the cards. You get the healing from the gorgeous reiki energy, and then the healing guidance of the tarot (given to you in my own unique style, of course). 

Reiki and a Reading

I am a practicing witch, and my magic is strong. I am an intuitive witch, an energy witch, and a cottage witch.  I can cast a spell on your behalf, using my witchy knowledge, equipment and accoutrements, to help you harness your desires, assist you, or boost your own manifestation work. 

Spell-casting is a two-way process, I do the magic and pour my intent into it, but you, my dear friend, you need to bring your own belief. 

We will have a detailed online consultation to discuss what you need the spell to help you with, and how I think I can best help you. I will involve you in the casting process as much as I can, and I will update you after I've cast the spell as to any messages or guidance I received. 

I also offer spell-casting workshops, where we work together in person to cast your spell together. This can be a powerfully healing and magical occasion.

I reserve the right to refuse any request, without explanation. It's powerful magic. I have a responsibility. 'Nuff said.

Spell Casting

Bring your friend and have a magickal time in my sacred space at home! You will each receive a 10 card Celtic Cross tarot reading. You will then craft some spell jars together, for whatever intent you desire. The whole experience will deepen your friendship and love. Cake and tea included! I can really personalise these sessions to your own requirements. Just ask... 
Doggy cuddles may also be included, if you're comfortable with dogs! 


Tarot Treats for Two!

Having a gathering of some description, and looking for an offering to elevate the evening to the next level? Hello, may I present myself and my amazing tarot readings? We can have a chat about what your event is for, and how I can bring what you need. We can set the intent and tailor my readings to the theme of your gathering. The cards can be kept light, or we can go as deep as you and your guests are willing to go. My readings are always empowering and I feel pretty confident in saying your guests will be talking about your gathering and their readings for quite some time. 
I will provide a full quote for services following our initial chat. 

Private Gatherings

In Person Readings & Other Magic

 Reiki dovetails with tarot beautifully. Come meet me in person and I will carry out a reiki healing (hands on or hands off, whatever you are comfortable with), concentrating on the upper chakras, with the intent of opening you up for your tarot reading. I'll give you any messages I receive, and we can explore the messages through the cards. I will do a mini tarot reading for you. So you get the healing from the gorgeous reiki energy, and then the healing guidance of the tarot (given to you in my own unique style, of course). 

Reiki and mini tarot reading

Reiki dovetails with tarot beautifully. Come meet me in person and I will carry out a reiki healing (hands on or hands off, whatever you are comfortable with), concentrating on the upper chakras, with the intent of opening you up for your tarot reading. I'll give you any messages I receive, and we can explore the messages through the cards. I will do a detailed 10 card Celtic Cross for you. So you get the healing from the gorgeous reiki energy, and then the healing guidance of the tarot (given to you in my own unique style, of course). 

Reiki and Celtic Cross Reading in person

I will carry out a 30 minute distance healing, utilising crystals and other accoutrements as you need. I'll pass on any messages received during your healing, and I will also pull you a tarot card for guidance. I will go deep into the card and pull all the information it has to tell you. I will do my utmost to accommodate your chosen time but we may need to discuss this.

Distance Reiki and Voice Message Reading

My distance healing is strong. I'm a pure channel and I pour the reiki into you. I don't need to have my hands on you, I don't even need to be near you. Distance is no barrier to energy, and my intent. I will utilise crystals depending on what you need from your healing. I will also pull a tarot card and give you a detailed message from the card after your healing, together with any messages I received during your healing. 
I'll leave you buzzing. 
Please contact me to arrange a mutually convenient time for your healing. It would be ideal if we could synchronise, or I'm at least doing the healing when you're chilled out! 

Guided by Gaia Tarot

Tjenester

Ask the Universe 6 card spread

Ask the Universe 6 card spread

Video Tarot Reading

Video Tarot Reading

Tarot Reading

Tarot Reading

The Fan - 13 card past, present, future

The Fan - 13 card past, present, future

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