I am Joanne, a radical tarot practitioner from deepest, darkest Lanarkshire in Scotland.
I come with a content warning and I’m not for the easily offended! I will eff and blind my way through your reading, and I make no apologies for it. My foul mouth in no way precludes the healing that I channel to you, and the veracity of the messages I give you. I am spookily accurate in both the cards I draw, and what the cards tell me. I know all about your past, I can see where you are sitting right now, and I know where you’re going.

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The main benefit of this type of reading is that you can interact with me. I do prefer to go into the readings quite cold, so I would ask that you don’t share a lot with me. After I.ve finished reading your cards, then we can delve deeper. Plus, you don’t have to leave the comfort of your own safe space!

Video Tarot Reading

Curious about tarot and my readings, but not sure where to start? May I suggest a cheeky 6 card Ask the Universe? It's a mini Celtic Cross and the cards will focus on a situation. The cards will tell you what you need to know, right now. You'll find out about what's blocking you (guidance on how to clear will come as we progress through the cards!). There will be a foundations card and a message from your Higher Self. Two cards for timeframes, one for the recent past and the final card for the future probable outcome. 
Like my Celtic Cross, it's gonna tell you what you need to know, man. 
Also includes birth card reading and charm throw.
Readings will be completed within 7 days of order. 

GUIDED BY GAIA EXCLUSIVE: Ask the Universe 6 card spread

The reading will be personalised to you and the guidance you need. Often the Celtic Cross never fails! Other divination tools will be utilised, such as pendulums, crystals and oracle cards. These will add an extra level of depth to your reading and amplify the messages from the cards. 
You will also more than likely meet my dog, Dante. He loves meeting my querents and I believe he adds an extra something to my at-home readings! Please let me know if you're not comfortable with dogs and I can arrange for him to be out of the house.


Tarot Reading 

A fan-tastic reading for getting a birds' eye view of your life! We can set a specific time frame to focus on. You'll get 5 cards for your past, 3 for your present, and 5 for your future. The cards flow from your birth card, which I will tell you about at the start of your reading. We will see the transitional times, the liminal points, the journeys. You will receive clarity on the events of your past and how these led to where you are right now. 7
And of course, you get the pretty detailed peek into your future. 
Charm throw also included.
Reading will be completed within 7 days of booking, and at the time I am drawn.

The Fan - 13 card past, present, future

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What the f*ck is your Higher Self (HS for brevity), you may ask? To me, your Higher Self is the Spiritual You, the spark that came from the Divine, God, Source, whatever the f*ck you believe in. Your Higher Self knows all there is to know about you, your past, your present, and your future. Your Higher Self knows your destiny, and your Higher Self only ever wants the best for you.
I’ve designed this 7 card spread to let you have a chat with your Higher Self! 
Cuppa char optional.


GUIDED BY GAIA EXCLUSIVE: Chat with your Higher Self!

Got something in your life that you need to do, but you’re bumbling about like a fart in a trance, unsure where to begin? Do you dearly wish someone would sit you down and tell you what the heart of the matter as regards your task is, what will help you and what will hinder you? And what would you give for a gift to help you in your task, a bit of insight, something from the Divine that you’d never have thought about? And oh, imagine if you could get a wee peep into the future, how your task has panned out?

Well, thank f*ck for tarot, and thank f*ck for Guided by Gaia Tarot! I’ve created the perfect 7 card spread to spill all the tea on your task and how to achieve the optimal results for you!

No need to wrack your brain anymore, just ask the tarot How to do the Thing!x

GUIDED BY GAIA EXCLUSIVE: How to Do the Thing!

The Celtic cross is the go-to spread and its brilliant for investigating your relationships (doesn't need to be a love connection!). It's a situational reading, if there's something going on in your relationship, something you need to investigate, the cards will tell you what the deal is, and they'll give you all the insights and guidance you need to navigate your way through. 

This is an expanded version. We have the 10 original cards which will give you all the information and guidance you need about your relationship. You'll also get a few sneak peeks into the future. 

I've expanded the spread to include your partner. We will ask the cards what your partner is bringing to the relationship, and what your partner's hopes and fears are. 

It's brilliant. I use it all the time to investigate any issues in any of my relationships!

I'll also do a birth card reading for you and your partner, to add an extra level of meaning to the reading. 

GUIDED BY GAIA EXCLUSIVE: Celtic Cross for relationships

It’s a common war cry. Money, finances, abundance, or (most likely) lack thereof. How can we best manage our money? How can we make our money work for us? Where can we identify new sources of abundance? What’s blocking us from financial prosperity?

To answer these questions, I created this spread! It’s designed with thought and care to give you a holistic insight into the state of your finances.

I bear no responsibility for the messages the Universe gives you!

I appreciate the irony of asking you to spend money, given the subject of the spread, but this will hopefully be worth the investment! Voice message £27.27 (should be £29.99)

💰 Money Mystics: Unveiling Your Financial Future

The Current Nick of your Finances
What is the current energy or reality around your finances?
Where It Stems From
What past experiences, beliefs, or actions have led to your current financial situation?
What’s Blocking You from Financial Abundance
What mindset, habit, or external influence is creating re

GUIDED BY GAIA EXCLUSIVE: Tap in or Cash Out? A Wealth Health Check

Authenticity is my “thing”. It’s the thing that’s probably most important to me. I try to be authentic in everything I do in my life, specially on social media! And I absolutely thrive on helping others find their most authentic self. I’ve created this spread to investigate your authenticity, what it looks like, what you’re hiding, a ton of guidance, and what it will look like when you fully step into your Authenticity!
✨ Mask Off, Soul On – 7 Card Spread for Unleashing Your Glorious, Weird, Authentic Self. Created by ME! Cos Authenticity is the name of my game!
🔹 Card 1: What light of authenticity are you shining right now?
What part of your true self is already visible and present in the world?
🎭 Card 2: What mask are you currently wearing?
What persona or defence mechanism are you using that hides your true essence?
🕊 Card 3: Guidance on how to drop the mask and let your authentic light shine
What practical or spiritual advice can help you release the false self?
🚫 Card 4: What’

GUIDED BY GAIA EXCLUSIVE: Step into your Authenticity! 

Do you have the misfortune of a relationship with a narcissist? Is there someone in your life who has distinct narc traits? Would you like to find out what the score is with them, and how to protect yourself, or cut the cords safely?

Nuke the Narcissist
Created by Me!
1. The Narcissist – Who They Are at Their Rotten Core
This card reveals the dominant energy or persona of the narcissist in your life — their essence, motives, or the face they show to (everyone else in) the world.
2. Containing the Influence – How to Protect Your Peace of Mind When Engagement Is Necessary
This card offers insight on boundaries, energetic shields, or behavioural tactics that you can implement to keep your narc at a safe distance!
3. The Cords – What Still Binds You to Them
This card shows the emotional, psychological, karmic, or situational ties keeping you connected — whether it’s guilt, trauma bonds, love, obligation, etc (these cords can be cut!)
4. Disengagement – What Will Happen if You Step Away
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GUIDED BY GAIA EXCLUSIVE: Nuke the Narcissist!

Pick 5 of the following questions. What do YOU really want to know? What’s the burning issues in your life? Where could you benefit from a bit of guidance from the Divine?

What solid action can I take to create the life I desire?
What is the energy surrounding this particular situation that’s doing my tits in?
What can I do to get closer to my life’s purpose, my soul’s contract, my destiny?
What do I just really, really, need to know RIGHT NOW?
What will help me feel more at peace?
What do I need more of in my life? Gimme it!
What should I get rid of, what should I pap out?
How can I attract more abundance into my life?
How can I attract more financial prosperity into my life?
What will flow if I say yes (I don’t need to know what you’re saying yes to!)
What will flow if I say naw, no thanks, off you trot? (again, I don’t need to know what you’re rejecting!)
What can I do to help me get through this Tower time, all this upheaval?
How can I be my most authentic self?

5 Question Pick n Mix

Got a question you need an answer for? Tarot is brilliant at giving you clear and concise guidance for what choice will serve your Higher Self. I don’t need to know your question. I will pull 3 cards and interpret the cards, to provide you with an answer. You’ll get your answer, and a ton of guidance for your situation. FYI, these cards are a YES! Open your heart, believe in yourself and communicate wisely! In a nutshell, I’ll provide you with much more detail than this!

Yes, or No?

Perfect as a gift! You will receive 10 single card voice message readings, for gifting to your nearest and dearest!

Ideal for party favours, wedding reception gifts, hen nights, or any special occasion! 

Or be savvy and save on your Christmas shopping - save time and money! But you're still being so amazingly thoughtful with your gifting!

Usual price £133.20

10 x single card readings - ideal as gifts!

Go you! It's your birthday! Why the fuck not treat yourself to the best gift you'll ever get, this amazing birthday reading! It contains 13 cards which will give you some great advice and guidance for your next year on earth (at least in this go-around)! It would also make the perfect, most thoughtful gift for someone special on their special day! 

Something to get to f*ck. You don't need it anymore.
This upcoming year in your life plan.
Something new to look forward to
A new hobby/interest to explore
An important lesson you'll learn (I know! But forewarned is forearmed!)
How you can be the best version of yourself this year.

And then we have 7 cards to represent specific areas in your life. These can be tweaked to your specific requests, just let me know when you book.

Family (blood)
Friendships (and soul family)
Romantic Relationships (the love and passion!)
Health (mental or physical, the card will tell me what you need to know)
Finances
Career
Spirituality

It's Your Birthday! Tarot Reading

Perfect as a gift! You will receive 20 single card voice message readings, for gifting to your nearest and dearest!

Ideal for party favours, wedding reception gifts, hen nights, or any special occasion! 

Or be savvy and save on your Christmas shopping - save time and money! But you're still being so amazingly thoughtful with your gifting!

Usual price £133.20

20 x single card readings - ideal as gifts!

The Cross can be used to focus on a specific issue- I've used it to investigate my love relationships, my mental health and just why I swear so fucking much. It can also be used generally, where we ask the Universe what you need to know. Birth card reading and charm throw also included.
Card 1: heart of the matter.
Card 2 (crosses card 1): obstacles
Card 3: foundation of the issue
Card 4: crown (message from your Higher Self)
Card 5 (far left): recent past event/ energies which are still influencing or what to get to fuck
Card 6: recent future event/energy which will have an impact or what to take forward 
Card 7 (bottom card of the vertical column): what you bring 
Card 8: external influences/ energies affecting you 
Card 9: your hopes and/or fears
Card 10: probable future outcome 
And it'll give you the answers you need.
Readings will be completed within 7 days of order. 

Celtic Cross 10 card reading

Voice Message Tarot Readings

Why not level up your reading, and add on a reiki healing? Yes, like my voice message readings I can send the gorgeous reiki energy to you while I'm reading your cards. Feedback has been EXCELLENT. I'll ask you at the start of the call to accept the energy. To my mind, being open to the energy and receiving the healing amplifies the messages from the cards. Or the messages from the cards boost the reiki. Doesn't matter. It's magic, whatever it is!

Video Tarot reading and distance reiki healing

Video Tarot Readings

Another benefit of my at-home readings is that you will get full access to my spell jar cabinet! You will have free rein to raid my ingredients to help you craft your perfect spell jar! I will do your cards first, a full 10 card detailed Celtic Cross, and then you will craft a spell jar to support you with what the reading pulled out. You will also get a wee shot of reiki from me while you're crafting your jar!

Tarot Reading and Spell Jar Crafting

Reiki dovetails with tarot beautifully. I will carry out a mini healing, concentrating on the upper chakras, with the intent of opening you up for your tarot reading. I'll give you any messages I receive, and we can explore the messages through the cards. You get the healing from the gorgeous reiki energy, and then the healing guidance of the tarot (given to you in my own unique style, of course). 

Reiki and Celtic Cross tarot Reading

Bring your friend and have a magickal time in my sacred space at home! You will each receive a 6 card Ask the Universe tarot reading. You will then craft some spell jars together, for whatever intent you each desire. The whole experience will deepen your friendship and love. Cake and tea included! I can really personalise these sessions to your own requirements. Just ask... 
Doggy cuddles may also be included, if you're comfortable with dogs! 


Tarot Treats for Two!

Tarot Offerings

 Reiki dovetails with tarot beautifully. Come meet me in person and I will carry out a reiki healing (hands on or hands off, whatever you are comfortable with), concentrating on the upper chakras, with the intent of opening you up for your tarot reading. I'll give you any messages I receive, and we can explore the messages through the cards. I will then do a mini tarot reading for you. So you get the healing from the gorgeous reiki energy, and then the healing guidance of the tarot (given to you in my own unique style, of course). 

Reiki and mini tarot reading

Having a gathering of some description, and looking for an offering to elevate the evening to the next level? Hello, may I present myself and my amazing tarot readings? We can have a chat about what your event is for, and how I can bring what you need. We can set the intent and tailor my readings to the theme of your gathering. The cards can be kept light, or we can go as deep as you and your guests are willing to go. My readings are always empowering and I feel pretty confident in saying your guests will be talking about your gathering and their readings for quite some time. 
I will provide a full quote for services following our initial chat. 

Private Gatherings

As a practicing witch, I'm well versed in performing magic rituals, and my magic has effect. Cleansing, protecting and spell casting is a three-step process that can be used on yourself, or your home, car or work space. 

I will use all the magickal tools and implements, as well as my magic and reiki, to cleanse. We will boot out any uninvited energies or blockages. I will then do some protection work, to keep you sheltered and secure going forward.


Spellcasting can be added for an increased exchange. Here, I will cast a spell for you, for whatever intent would serve you best. We can welcome in success, happiness, strength - your wish is my desire (following consultation, of course). I dare say some tarot will also be involved, if you wish!

You can come to my sacred space if it's your body. If it's your space, I'll come to you! Armed with my bag of tricks and witchy accoutrements! Whatever crystals or items I use in your session will be yours to keep! This is reflected in the price.

Cleansing, Protection and Casting for your Body or your Space

Come meet me in my sacred space at home to craft your very personal spell jar under my guidance! 

We will chat about magic and spell jars. We will cleanse and protect. There will be a meditation and journalling, to assist with your intention setting. 

You then get to raid my spell jar cabinet to pick the perfect ingredients for your spell. And then.... you craft! 

Tarot cards will also be involved.

The perfect way to show yourself a bit of self care... and tap into your own magick. Because I promise.. . You have a witch within you. 

I can help you find her. 

Spell jar crafting session

I am a practicing witch, and my magic is strong. I am an intuitive witch, an energy witch, and a cottage witch.  I can cast a spell on your behalf, using my witchy knowledge, equipment and accoutrements, to help you harness your desires, assist you, or boost your own manifestation work. 

Spell-casting is a two-way process, I do the magic and pour my intent into it, but you, my dear friend, you need to bring your own belief. 

We will have a detailed online consultation to discuss what you need the spell to help you with, and how I think I can best help you. I will involve you in the casting process as much as I can, and I will update you after I've cast the spell as to any messages or guidance I received. 

I also offer spell-casting workshops, where we work together in person to cast your spell together. This can be a powerfully healing and magical occasion.

I reserve the right to refuse any request, without explanation. It's powerful magic. I have a responsibility. 'Nuff said.

Spell Casting

Reiki dovetails with tarot beautifully. Come meet me in person and I will carry out a reiki healing (hands on or hands off, whatever you are comfortable with), concentrating on the upper chakras, with the intent of opening you up for your tarot reading. I'll give you any messages I receive, and we can explore the messages through the cards. I will do a detailed 10 card Celtic Cross for you. So you get the healing from the gorgeous reiki energy, and then the healing guidance of the tarot (given to you in my own unique style, of course). 

Reiki and Celtic Cross Reading in person

I will carry out a mini distance healing, utilising crystals and other accoutrements as you need. I'll pass on any messages received during your healing by eay of voice message
 I will also do a 3 card mini tarot reading, to illuminate and expand on the reiki psychic messages. I will do my utmost to accommodate your chosen time but we may need to discuss this.

Mini distance reiki and reading combined treatment

My distance healing is strong. I'm a pure channel and I pour the reiki into you. I don't need to have my hands on you, I don't even need to be near you. Distance is no barrier to energy, and my intent. I will utilise crystals depending on what you need from your healing. I will also pull a tarot card and give you a detailed message from the card after your healing, together with any messages I received during your healing. 
I'll leave you buzzing. 
Please contact me to arrange a mutually convenient time for your healing. It would be ideal if we could synchronise, or I'm at least doing the healing when you're chilled out! 

Guided by Gaia Tarot

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Video Tarot Reading

Video Tarot Reading

GUIDED BY GAIA EXCLUSIVE: Ask the Universe 6 card spread

GUIDED BY GAIA EXCLUSIVE: Ask the Universe 6 card spread

Tarot Reading

Tarot Reading

The Fan - 13 card past, present, future

The Fan - 13 card past, present, future

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