I am Joanne, a radical tarot practitioner from deepest, darkest Lanarkshire in Scotland.
I come with a content warning and I’m not for the easily offended! I will eff and blind my way through your reading, and I make no apologies for it. My foul mouth in no way precludes the healing that I channel to you, and the veracity of the messages I give you. I am spookily accurate in both the cards I draw, and what the cards tell me. I know all about your past, I can see where you are sitting right now, and I know where you’re going.

Guided by Gaia Tarot

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Emma at Hamilton Clinic

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Treatment room at Your Face Aesthetics, Uddingston, Scotland, GB with a comfortable massage chair.

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Had such a lovely reading today and so much I could link in to, looking forward of what’s to come. Reiki was absolutely amazing thank you again x

The reading will be personalised to you and the guidance you need. Often the Celtic Cross never fails! Other divination tools will be utilised, such as pendulums, crystals and oracle cards. These will add an extra level of depth to your reading and amplify the messages from the cards. 
You will also more than likely meet my dog, Dante. He loves meeting my querents and I believe he adds an extra something to my at-home readings! Please let me know if you're not comfortable with dogs and I can arrange for him to be out of the house.


Tarot Reading 

With Spell Jar crafting

I will choose a witchy item from my shop, to assist you with whatever information came out in your tarot reading. 

With Witchy Gift 

After your reading I will use a natural henna kit and my magic to draw a symbol on your body. The symbol will be aligned with what you need assistance with, and we'll get that info from the tarot.

With Magickal Henna

After I've read your cards, we will work together to cast a spell. The spell will be aligned to whatever information the cards have given us. All you need is your belief!

With Spell Casting

I will carry out a 15 minute mini reiki healing before we do your cards. I'll pour the beautiful energy into your upper chakras, to open you up for the messages we will get you from the tarot. 

With mini reiki healing

The main benefit of this type of reading is that you can interact with me. I do prefer to go into the readings quite cold, so I would ask that you don’t share a lot with me. After I.ve finished reading your cards, then we can delve deeper. Plus, you don’t have to leave the comfort of your own safe space!

Video Tarot Reading

I will channel the beautiful reiki energy to you at the same time I'm reading your cards. All the healing, in one fell swoop! 

With distance reiki healing

The Celtic Cross tarot reading is one of the most commonly used spreads. The Cross can be used to focus on a specific issue- I've used it to investigate my love relationships, my mental health and just why I swear so fucking much. It can also be used generally, where we ask the Universe what you need to know. 

What makes my Celtic Cross tarot reading unique?

There are variations in this most traditional of tarot spreads, and I've developed my own unique Celtic Cross reading. Secondly, my Celtic Cross tarot readings often give you a double reading. More often than not, my querents get messages for two (or more!) issues they've got going on. Which is excellent, it's more bang for your buck! 

The Cards

Card 1: heart of the matter - what the Universe really wants you to know!
Card 2 (crosses card 1): obstacles - what's blocking you, it's crossing you so you've got to clear it!
Card 3: foundation of the matter- where it stems from (also maybe your subconscious, or shit that just wasn't 

Celtic Cross Tarot Reading: the classic reading, with a Guided by Gaia Twist!

A triple stage magickal process involving a powerful cord-cutting ritual, a spell to contain the toxicity in a sour jar, and a protection spell and charm to keep yourself, your energy and your home protected for moving forward. 

Sour Jar & Spell Casting

Baneful Protection Spell & Charm

Cord Cutting Spell

Baneful Magic Bundle

Featured

Having a gathering of some description, and looking for an offering to elevate the evening to the next level? Hello, may I present myself and my amazing tarot readings? We can have a chat about what your event is for, and how I can bring what you need. We can set the intent and tailor my readings to the theme of your gathering. The cards can be kept light, or we can go as deep as you and your guests are willing to go. My readings are always empowering and I feel pretty confident in saying your guests will be talking about your gathering and their readings for quite some time. 
I will provide a full quote for services following our initial chat. 

Private Gatherings

Bring your friend and have a magickal time in my sacred space at home! You will each receive a 6 card Ask the Universe tarot reading. You will then craft some spell jars together, for whatever intent you each desire. The whole experience will deepen your friendship and love. Cake and tea included! I can really personalise these sessions to your own requirements. Just ask... 
Doggy cuddles may also be included, if you're comfortable with dogs! 


Tarot Treats for Two!

Tarot Offerings

Video Tarot Readings

Doing your Pet Tarot Reading is a true privilege of being psychic and a tarot reader. I love doing pet readings!

Do you watch your pet and wonder “what on earth goes on in your head?”. Or maybe there’s an issue with your pet, your pet doesn’t seem quite their usual self. Either way, this Pet Tarot Reading is perfect for getting some divine insights into your pet, thanks to my tarot cards and my psychic abilities.

However, this is a Guided by Gaia reading, and you know I’m different to other psychics! Even although you’re asking about your pet, you’re also going get some messages for yourself. The final card is a message from your pet to you. If your pet thinks you’re an idiot, I’m going to need to tell you (that would be the Fool card, for sure!).

7 cards to tell you what your pet can’t tell you for themselves!

Pet Tarot Reading: Find out about your Pet!

I created this ancestor tarot reading because I wanted to talk to my ancestors, but I couldn’t find a spread to suit the questions I wanted to ask. This reading contains 7 cards, to let you have a proper sit-down chat with your ancestors. It works. My dad and my grampa came through. 

There are two cards for which of your ancestors are present and wanting to communicate with you. Two cards for the messages they want to send you, relating to where you’re sitting in your life right now! The fifth card is advice from your ancestors about what generational trauma or chains you’re breaking. The sixth card will tell you about your role in your ancestral collective. The last card will tell you how you can honour your ancestors and follow your destiny.

Ancestor Tarot Reading: Connect with your Ancestral Collective

Would you like to meet your spirit guide? I am delighted to introduce you to your guide, through this tarot reading created by me! The beauty of this reading is that it can be used if you know who your guide is and you want to find out more about them. It can also be used to identify your guide if you’re not sure who they are (because you will have one!).

What are spirit guides? Why will it benefit you to meet your spirit guide? We all have our guides as we journey through this extraordinary experience called life. Our guides are often on the earthly plane, but we can often receive assistance from Above. And these guides are our spirit guides, my lovelies! We each have our own special spirit guide(s): they could be angels; a loved one in Spirit; a deity; an animal; even a pet who’s crossed the Rainbow Bridge.

This reading contains 7 cards which will tell you all you need to know about your spirit guide! Find out who (or what!) they are and the message they’re trying to give you. Lear

Meet your Spirit Guide tarot reading

💘 Would you like to know who your next lover is? This 7-card tarot reading created by me will unveil the story of your next grand passion. 🔥 This is more than just a reading — it’s a love letter from the future. 💌 Are you ready to open it? Of course, it might also show you all the red flags. Will you listen, or dye them pink? 🚩

❤️Find out who your person is on the outside, and the soul that lies within them. Discover when and where your paths will cross, the powerful impact they'll have on your life and destiny, and what may be energetically holding you back. 💋 You'll also get a message of approval (or disapproval) from your Higher Self, and a glimpse into the most likely outcome of this connection. 💑


Meet your Future Partner Tarot Reading

Curious about tarot and my readings, but not sure where to start? May I suggest a cheeky 6 card Ask the Universe? It's a mini Celtic Cross and the cards will focus on a situation. The cards will tell you what you need to know, right now. You'll find out about what's blocking you (guidance on how to clear will come as we progress through the cards!). There will be a foundations card and a message from your Higher Self. Two cards for timeframes, one for the recent past and the final card for the future probable outcome. 
Like my Celtic Cross, it's gonna tell you what you need to know, man. 
Also includes birth card reading and charm throw.
Readings will be completed within 7 days of order. 

General Tarot Reading: Ask the Universe 6 card spread

A fan-tastic reading for getting a birds' eye view of your life! We can set a specific time frame to focus on. You'll get 5 cards for your past, 3 for your present, and 5 for your future. The cards flow from your birth card, which I will tell you about at the start of your reading. We will see the transitional times, the liminal points, the journeys. You will receive clarity on the events of your past and how these led to where you are right now. 7
And of course, you get the pretty detailed peek into your future. 
Charm throw also included.
Reading will be completed within 7 days of booking, and at the time I am drawn.

Past Present Future Tarot Reading: the Fan

Tarot was traditionally used as fortune telling and to, yes, tell the future. My future predictions are proving to be solid. I've predicted pregnancies, names of employers, and job offers, to name just three specifics. You can  use the cards however you want. You could investigate 4 life areas at 3 distinct points in the future. Or 6 life areas at two future points. Your wish is my desire! You tell me what you want, and I'll ask the cards for you! 

Future Tarot Reading: Peep your Future!

Want to just dip your toe into the wonderfully weird world of Guided by Gaia Tarot? Try this for size. 3 cards that'll give you a message that the Universe wants you to hear! A few ways to use your cards are:
Past, present, future reading. 
Future reading
MIni situational guidance reading. 
Yes/No Answer to a question

Mini Tarot Reading: Curiosity Cards

Have you ever wanted to investigate someone's true feelings and intentions towards you? Well, now you can, thanks to my tarot skills and this spread, created by me! 7 cards, spilling all the tea on your person's deep-seated and heart-held feelings and intentions towards you. Are they keeping any secrets from you? We'll find out. We'll finish up with a sneak peek into the likely outcome if you maintain the connection. Be warned, I don't sugarcoat shit...

True Intentions Tarot Reading: find out all about your Person!

You’ve got your Higher Self. You also have your Shadow. Your Shadow, to my mind, it’s all the parts of yourself, your psyche, your lived experience, that you don’t want to confront. You push it down, hide it, bury it all in the darkest niches of your soul. Problem is, it rarely ends well if you ignore your Shadow. Happiness and contentedness with your Self is found through examining and acknowledging your shadow. I’ve created the perfect reading to help you do this.

7 questions, to investigate your Shadow in its entirety. What are you focusing on right now, and what’s your Shadow concerned with? What does your shadow want you to bring into the light, and what does it think you need to leave well alone (just for now)? Your Shadow will tell you how you can better acknowledge and accept it, and there is also a card for a shadow that’s following you from a past life (can you clear it, now you know about it?). We’ll finish the reading with a sneak peek into your future – is your Shadow hap

Shadow Work Tarot Reading: Meet your Shadow Self

What the f*ck is your Higher Self (HS for brevity), you may ask? To me, your Higher Self is the Spiritual You, the spark that came from the Divine, God, Source, whatever the f*ck you believe in. Your Higher Self knows all there is to know about you, your past, your present, and your future. Your Higher Self knows your destiny, and your Higher Self only ever wants the best for you.
I’ve designed this 7 card spread to let you have a chat with your Higher Self! 
Cuppa char optional.


Spiritual Tarot Reading: Chat with your Higher Self!

Voice Message Tarot Readings

A sour jar is the shadow side of a spell jar. Sour jars, as the name suggests, are the perfect spell to cast if you need to contain someone toxic. Containment and exorcism is the name of the game with this spell. Hexing could also be involved, depending on your requirements, and the person you want to contain.

Sour jars are full of all things nasty, because they represent the person or situation you want to contain. All of their toxicity, negativity, energy-thievery. We will repel them from your life, and keep them contained until you feel safe! Grave dirt, cigarette nips, dirt from a crossroads, and toxic flowers and herbs are just a few elements that may go into your sour jar.

I will require a full consultation with you before crafting your sour jar and casting your spell. This is particularly important if you want to incorporate a hex or curse. I will send you a video of your spell casting, and I will post your jar out to you, with instructions for storage and future disposal.


If you’re in need of some extra-strong psychic protection, I recommend this Baneful Protection Spell. This protection spell is a two part process – it involves spell casting, but also the crafting of an actual charm, for you to keep.

Protection spells are the mainstay of a witch, but sometimes you need some extra oomph. If there is someone extremely toxic in your life that you need protection from, I will cast this magic for you. These protection charms will contain a host of unusual magickal ingredients, ingredients harvested by me or purchased from a reputable dealer in dark magic paraphernalia. This makes the magic harder to break open. I may also ask you to send me some part of you, maybe some hair clippings or nail trimmings, to be incorporated into the physical charm.

I will craft your magickal charm whilst casting your protection spell. Consultation will be carried out, and your charm will be posted out to you. 

As a practicing witch, I'm well versed in performing magic rituals, and my magic has effect. Cleansing, protecting and spell casting is a three-step process that can be used on yourself, or your home, car or work space. 

I will use all the magickal tools and implements, as well as my magic and reiki, to cleanse. We will boot out any uninvited energies or blockages. I will then do some protection work, to keep you sheltered and secure going forward.

Spellcasting can be added for an increased exchange. Here, I will cast a spell for you, for whatever intent would serve you best. We can welcome in success, happiness, strength - your wish is my desire (following consultation, of course). I dare say some tarot will also be involved, if you wish!

You can come to my sacred space if it's your body. If it's your space, I'll come to you! Armed with my bag of tricks and witchy accoutrements! Whatever crystals or items I use in your session will be yours to keep! This is reflected in the price.

Cleansing, Protection and Casting for your Body or your Space

I am a practicing witch, and my magic is strong. I am an intuitive witch, an energy witch, and a cottage witch.  I can cast a spell on your behalf, using my witchy knowledge, equipment and accoutrements, to help you harness your desires, assist you, or boost your own manifestation work. 

Spell-casting is a two-way process, I do the magic and pour my intent into it, but you, my dear friend, you need to bring your own belief. 


I also offer spell-casting workshops, where we work together in person to cast your spell together. This can be a powerfully healing and magical occasion.

I reserve the right to refuse any request, without explanation. It's powerful magic. I have a responsibility. 'Nuff said.

In Person Spell Casting

Come meet me in my sacred space at home to craft your very personal spell jar under my guidance! 

We will chat about magic and spell jars. We will cleanse and protect. There will be a meditation and journalling, to assist with your intention setting. I dare say tarot will feature too...

You then get to raid my spell jar cabinet to pick the perfect ingredients for your spell. And then.... you craft! 

Tarot cards will also be involved, of course!

The perfect way to show yourself a bit of self care... and tap into your own magick. Because I promise.. . You have a witch within you. 

I can help you find her. 

Spell jar crafting session

Cord cutting spells are mighty powerful. It's the visual representation of the cord cutting which makes the spell so strong. If you have a cord to a person or a situation that you would like to cut, I can cast the spell for you. We will have a consultation and I'll find out about the cord you want to sever. I'll then cast the spell. A variety of magickal tools and equipment will be utilised. Incantations will be involved! I will send you a video of your spell working, for you to keep (it's so empowering, watching it back!). 

Add on my 7 card exclusive Goodbye, Farewell tarot reading, to give you the information you need on the connection you're severing. Ignorance is not always bliss, not when it comes to cord cutting!

With voice message tarot reading

Witchcraft Services

Come to my sacred space at my home for a dedicated reiki session. I will perform a cleansing and grounding ritual. Then I will lay my hands and pour the healing reiki energy into you. 

If you're not comfortable with touch, we can do a hands off healing, where my hands hover just above your body. 

In person reiki healing

My distance healing is strong. I'm a pure channel and I pour the reiki into you. I don't need to have my hands on you, I don't even need to be near you. Distance is no barrier to energy, and my intent. I will utilise crystals depending on what you need from your healing. I will also pull a tarot card and give you a detailed message from the card after your healing, together with any messages I received during your healing. 
I'll leave you buzzing. 
Please contact me to arrange a mutually convenient time for your healing. It would be ideal if we could synchronise, or I'm at least doing the healing when you're chilled out! 

Reiki Healing - Distance healing

I will carry out a mini distance healing, utilising crystals and other accoutrements as you need. I'll pass on any messages received during your healing by eay of voice message
 I will also do a 3 card mini tarot reading, to illuminate and expand on the reiki psychic messages. I will do my utmost to accommodate your chosen time but we may need to discuss this.
The perfect way to experience online/distance healings and tarot readings, to find out if this is for you! 

Guided by Gaia Tarot

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Video Tarot Reading

Celtic Cross Tarot Reading: the classic reading, with a Guided by Gaia Twist!

Celtic Cross Tarot Reading: the classic reading, with a Guided by Gaia Twist!

Baneful Magic Bundle

Baneful Magic Bundle

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