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River Massage and Wellness

4.9

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212 Centre Street South, Calgary Downtown, T2G 2B6, Alberta

60 min hot stone massage

1 hr

$105

90 min hot stone massage

1 hr and 30 min

$150

Deluxe Facial

1 hr and 30 min

$150

Hand treatment

15 min

$50

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EXIGE MEDI SPA

110 2 Ave SE #6, Calgary, AB T2G 0B3, Canada

+1 403-918-8936 +1 403-918-8936 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Ayurvedic Massage

Chinese Massage

Couples Massage

CoLAB Health & Body

112 4 Ave SW Suite 190, Calgary, AB T2P 0H3, Canada

+1 403-263-7477 +1 403-263-7477 Call to book

Chiropractic

Acupuncture

SKA Thermal Spa

638 11 Ave SW Unit 117, Calgary, AB T2R 0E2, Canada

+1 403-276-5888 +1 403-276-5888 Call to book

Infrared Sauna

Body Scrub

Cryotherapy

Body Wrap

Leela Eco Spa - Bridgeland

849 1 Ave NE, Calgary, AB T2E 0C3, Canada

+1 403-258-3268 +1 403-258-3268 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Lymphatic Drainage Massage

Acupressure

Ayurvedic Massage

K-BTS Beauty Total Spa

3333 8 St SE Unit 1001, Calgary, AB T2G 3A4, Canada

+1 587-893-2152 +1 587-893-2152 Call to book

Sauna

Body Wrap

Spa Treatments

Body Scrub

Leela Eco Spa - Beltline

720 11 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2R 0E4, Canada

+1 403-258-3268 +1 403-258-3268 Call to book

Sauna

Body Scrub

Infrared Sauna

Spa Treatments

Alta Physio

1747 34 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2T 2B7, Canada

+1 403-796-9589 +1 403-796-9589 Call to book

Acupuncture

Hyperbaric Oxygen Therapy

Dry Needling

Physical Therapy

The Clinic YYC (formerly Centennial Wellness)

611 2 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2P 1N9, Canada

+1 587-353-5933 +1 587-353-5933 Call to book

Hyperbaric Oxygen Therapy

Dry Needling

Acupuncture

Physical Therapy

L T Therapeutic Massage

1209 6 St SW Suite 103, Calgary, AB T2R 0Z5, Canada

+1 403-613-2858 +1 403-613-2858 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Deep Tissue Massage

Foot Massage

Lymphatic Drainage Massage

Kultura Massage & Wellness

1528 9 Ave SE 2nd Flr, Calgary, AB T2G 0T7, Canada

+1 403-477-7605 +1 403-477-7605 Call to book

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Sports Massage

Wellness on 1st

1802 1 St NW Suite 201, Calgary, AB T2M 2T2, Canada

+1 403-764-0244 +1 403-764-0244 Call to book

Acupuncture

Elite Medi Spa & Hammam

3333 8 St SE, Calgary, AB T2G 3A4, Canada

+1 825-438-7654 +1 825-438-7654 Call to book

Body Scrub

Infrared Sauna

Spa Treatments

Sauna

Hamilton Massage

1725 10 Ave SW Unit 303, Calgary, AB T3C 0K1, Canada

+1 587-581-5540 +1 587-581-5540 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

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Cupping

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Tru Therapeutics Massage Therapy

502 25 Ave NW, Calgary, AB T2M 2A8, Canada

+1 403-475-8780 +1 403-475-8780 Call to book

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Relaxing Massage

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WELLNESS PARK THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE

4014 Macleod Trail SE #107A, Calgary, AB T2G 2R7, Canada

+1 403-209-4122 +1 403-209-4122 Call to book

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Ayurvedic Massage

Chinese Massage

Beltline Massage

1104 10 St SW, Calgary, AB T2R 1E2, Canada

+1 403-660-4743 +1 403-660-4743 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Foot Massage

Deep Tissue Massage

Reflexology

Hillhurst Healing Arts, Kensington

1230 Memorial Dr NW, Calgary, AB T2N 3E5, Canada

+1 403-614-4874 +1 403-614-4874 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Therapeutic Massage

Thai Massage

Swedish Massage

Junevillage Facials & Cupping Therapy

1423 Centre St NW #19, Calgary, AB T2E 2R8, Canada

+1 587-834-0138 +1 587-834-0138 Call to book

Spa Treatments

Bowness Bodywork & Massage Therapy

located inside Nina Aesthetics, 2001 Kensington Rd NW, Calgary, AB T2N 3M9, Canada

+1 403-463-4344 +1 403-463-4344 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

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Prenatal Massage

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Health & Harmony Massage Therapy

1607 20 Ave NW #2, Calgary, AB T2M 1G9, Canada

+1 403-880-1470 +1 403-880-1470 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Thai Massage

Sports Massage

Reflexology

Therahand Massage and Wellness

2924 Radcliffe Dr SE, Calgary, AB T2A 6M8, Calgary, AB T2A 6J4, Canada

+1 403-390-2374 +1 403-390-2374 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Full Body Massage

Remedial Massage

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Loving Hand Massage

3825 Elbow Dr SW, Calgary, AB T2S 2J9, Canada

+1 403-968-3608 +1 403-968-3608 Call to book

Sauna

Spa Treatments

Revive Massage

2336 22 St NW, Calgary, AB T2M 3W4, Canada

+1 825-205-3098 +1 825-205-3098 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Chinese Massage

Prenatal Massage

Remedial Massage

Leela Boutique - Bridgeland

1028 McDougall Rd NE, Calgary, AB T2E 8B8, Canada

+1 403-258-3268 +1 403-258-3268 Call to book

Spa Treatments

Body Scrub

Body Wrap

Sauna

Cyndi Fehr Wellness

1528 9 Ave SE, Calgary, AB T2G 0T7, Canada

+1 403-669-6756 +1 403-669-6756 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Relaxing Massage

Couples Massage

Deep Tissue Massage

Jennifer De Clercq RMT

4723 1 St SW #200, Calgary, AB T2G 4Y8, Canada

+1 403-860-2843 +1 403-860-2843 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Swedish Massage

Sports Massage

Chinese Massage

Samelle Massage and Wellness Centre

1111 6 Ave SW #146, Calgary, AB T2P 5M5, Canada

+1 587-436-9525 +1 587-436-9525 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

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The Travelling Massage Therapist

1609 12 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T3C 0R3, Canada

+1 587-437-3546 +1 587-437-3546 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

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Remedial Massage

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Advanced Massage Therapy

126 16 Ave NE #206, Calgary, AB T2E 1J5, Canada

+1 403-277-9392 +1 403-277-9392 Call to book

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Touch and Release

1918 Kensington Rd NW #300, Calgary, AB T2N 3R5, Canada

+1 403-710-6273 +1 403-710-6273 Call to book

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Thai Massage

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My Haven Laser & Spa

100 Mission Rd SW, Calgary, AB T2S 3A2, Canada

+1 403-418-5525 +1 403-418-5525 Call to book

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Prenatal Massage

Remedial Massage

Relaxing Massage

Hands On Massage Therapy Ltd.

214 11 Ave SE #209, Calgary, AB T2G 0X8, Canada

+1 403-288-4008 +1 403-288-4008 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Lymphatic Drainage Massage

Swedish Massage

Sports Massage

The Natural Art Of Skin Care

310 16 Ave NW #210, Calgary, AB T2M 0H6, Canada

+1 587-351-1131 +1 587-351-1131 Call to book

Hair Transplants

Laser Skin Resurfacing

LED Light Therapy

Hair Treatment

Panda Massage Plus

1318 Centre St NE Unit 102, Calgary, AB T2E 2R7, Canada

+1 587-353-6698 +1 587-353-6698 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Relaxing Massage

Cupping

Couples Massage

Omega Massage + Wellness

1424 19 Avenue NW, Calgary, AB T2M 1A6, Canada

+1 403-289-1001 +1 403-289-1001 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Couples Massage

Deep Tissue Massage

Reflexology

Marda Loop Physiotherapy

1517 34 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2T 2B1, Canada

+1 403-243-5004 +1 403-243-5004 Call to book

Hyperbaric Oxygen Therapy

Dry Needling

Physical Therapy

Chiropractic

Reflexology Experience

2004 Mountview Crescent NE, Calgary, AB T2E 5N7, Canada

+1 587-872-7500 +1 587-872-7500 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Remedial Massage

Relaxing Massage

Chinese Massage

Back & Body Health

4018 16 St SW, Calgary, AB T2T 4H4, Canada

+1 403-209-2225 +1 403-209-2225 Call to book

Chiropractic

Dry Needling

Acupuncture

Physical Therapy

Inhale Exhale Massage Therapy

Treaty 7 Land, 2135a 33 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T3E 1Z7, Canada

+1 403-988-8425 +1 403-988-8425 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Foot Massage

Prenatal Massage

Full Body Massage

Healing Buddha Thai Massage

628 12 Ave SW Suite 400, Calgary, AB T2R 0H6, Canada

+1 587-429-8264 +1 587-429-8264 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Thai Massage

Swedish Massage

Reflexology

Healthy Massage Therapy

233 16 Ave NW #147, Calgary, AB T2M 0H5, Canada

+1 403-250-8883 +1 403-250-8883 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Reflexology

Prenatal Massage

Full Body Massage

Amazing Massage Therapy

2904 Centre St N, Calgary, AB T2E 2X1, Canada

+1 403-230-8696 +1 403-230-8696 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Couples Massage

Relaxing Massage

Remedial Massage

Clinic Sport & Health Calgary

520 6 Ave SE, Calgary, AB T2G 1K5, Canada

+1 403-910-6296 +1 403-910-6296 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Lymphatic Drainage Massage

Remedial Massage

Relaxing Massage

Body Tree Massage

1111 Centre St N, Calgary, AB T2E 2R1, Canada

+1 587-349-3868 +1 587-349-3868 Call to book

Sauna

Body Scrub

Body Wrap

Spa Treatments

Calgary Hypnotherapy and Massage

225 11 Ave SE, Calgary, AB T2G 0G3, Canada

+1 403-585-8463 +1 403-585-8463 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Therapeutic Massage

Remedial Massage

Relaxing Massage

Why Knot! Massage & Wellness Calgary. SAME DAY ONLINE BOOKING

2212 4 St SW, Calgary, AB T2S 1W9, Canada

+1 403-270-0854 +1 403-270-0854 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Relaxing Massage

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Prenatal Massage

Leela Eco Spa - Marda Loop

2240 33 Ave SW Unit 260, Calgary, AB T2T 1Z8, Canada

+1 403-258-3268 +1 403-258-3268 Call to book

Sauna

Infrared Sauna

Spa Treatments

Body Scrub

Leela Eco Spa - Calgary Place

414 3 St SW Unit 256, Calgary, AB T2P 1R2, Canada

+1 403-258-3268 +1 403-258-3268 Call to book

Sauna

Body Scrub

Spa Treatments

Breathe Massage Therapy & Total Body Health

717 7 Ave SW #120, Calgary, AB T2P 1H2, Canada

+1 403-457-3060 +1 403-457-3060 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Foot Massage

Deep Tissue Massage

Reflexology

Massage Addict | Calgary Marda Loop

1841 33 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2T 1Z1, Canada

+1 825-205-8751 +1 825-205-8751 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Prenatal Massage

Foot Massage

Lymphatic Drainage Massage

The Wellness Studio

1603 20 Ave NW, Calgary, AB T2M 1G9, Canada

+1 403-228-5433 +1 403-228-5433 Call to book

Acupuncture

Chiropractic

skoah Kensington

116 10 St NW, Calgary, AB T2N 1V3, Canada

+1 403-264-0203 +1 403-264-0203 Call to book

Sauna

Body Scrub

Spa Treatments

Osteo Massage Wellness Centre 正骨师傅

4515 Macleod Trail SW #103, Calgary, AB T2G 0A5, Canada

+1 587-968-8566 +1 587-968-8566 Call to book

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Le Soleil Spa

2359 Banff Trail NW, Calgary, AB T2M 4L2, Canada

+1 403-338-4406 +1 403-338-4406 Call to book

Spa Treatments

Body Scrub

Body Wrap

Infrared Sauna

Inner Beauty Spa Massage and Wellness

813 4 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2P 0K4, Canada

+1 587-429-8304 +1 587-429-8304 Call to book

Spa Treatments

Sauna

Infrared Sauna

Body Scrub

Renovations The Spa For Men

335 18 Ave SW #115, Calgary, AB T2S 3H9, Canada

+1 403-277-1110 +1 403-277-1110 Call to book

Body Wrap

Body Scrub

Sauna

Spa Treatments

Marda Loop Naturopathic and Wellness Clinic

1519 34 Ave SW Suite 1, Calgary, AB T2T 2B1, Canada

+1 403-910-1133 +1 403-910-1133 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Deep Tissue Massage

Therapeutic Massage

Thai Massage

MUSCLE RELIEF INC.

2123 33 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2T 1Z7, Canada

+1 403-244-2080 +1 403-244-2080 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Swedish Massage

Full Body Massage

Lymphatic Drainage Massage

Hillhurst Therapeutic & Sports Massage (Hillhurst Massage)

1910 20 Ave NW #202, Calgary, AB T2M 1H5, Canada

+1 403-270-7917 +1 403-270-7917 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Acupressure

Prenatal Massage

Remedial Massage

BB Wellness

227 10 St NW Unit204, Calgary, AB T2N 1V5, Canada

+1 403-818-9639 +1 403-818-9639 Call to book

Body Scrub

Spa Treatments

Sauna

Leela Boutique - 17th Ave

927 17 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2T 0A4, Canada

+1 403-258-3268 +1 403-258-3268 Call to book

Nail Art

Gel Nails

Manicure

Pedicure

Massage Addict Calgary Beltline

905 10 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2R 0Z9, Canada

+1 587-392-4330 +1 587-392-4330 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Swedish Massage

Thai Massage

Therapeutic Massage

Essence Wellness Clinic - Marda Loop

3425 22 St SW #305, Calgary, AB T2T 6S8, Canada

+1 403-383-3228 +1 403-383-3228 Call to book

Acupuncture

Hyperbaric Oxygen Therapy

Luna Spa & Therapeutic Massage Clinic

1235 17 Ave SW Suite 207, Calgary, AB T2T 0C2

(587) 432-5367 (587) 432-5367 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Foot Massage

Reflexology

Sports Massage

The Avalon Hair Salon

1516 11 St SW, Calgary, AB T2R 1G9, Canada

+1 403-244-3006 +1 403-244-3006 Call to book

Highlights

Women's Haircut

Wig Install

Permanent Hair Straightening

Li's Chinese Therapeutic Massage Inc

201 38 Ave NE Unit#140, Calgary, AB T2E 2M3, Canada

+1 403-230-8468 +1 403-230-8468 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Acupressure

Foot Massage

Lymphatic Drainage Massage

Trinity Wellness Centre

302 Crowchild Trail NW, Calgary, AB T2N 2R5, Canada

+1 403-238-8378 +1 403-238-8378 Call to book

Kensington Medical Massage

1974 Kensington Rd NW, Calgary, AB T2N 3R5, Canada

+1 403-283-1850 +1 403-283-1850 Call to book

Body Scrub

Sauna

Spa Treatments

Naturally Yours Wellness Spa

3614 3 St NE #3, Calgary, AB T2E 2W9, Canada

+1 587-353-3448 +1 587-353-3448 Call to book

Spa Treatments

Body Scrub

Sauna

Baan Thai Massage

8-2100 4 St SW, Calgary, AB T2S 1W7, Canada

+1 403-245-3944 +1 403-245-3944 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Prenatal Massage

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520 Massage Clinic

2811 Centre St NW, Calgary, AB T2E 2V7, Canada

+1 587-664-4824 +1 587-664-4824 Call to book

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Inner Balance Spa

424 10 St NW #101, Calgary, AB T2N 1V9, Canada

+1 403-670-6721 +1 403-670-6721 Call to book

Spa Treatments

Sauna

Body Wrap

Body Scrub

Bridgeland Sport and Spine

202 8a St NE, Calgary, AB T2E 4J1, Canada

+1 403-237-7686 +1 403-237-7686 Call to book

Chiropractic

Physical Therapy

Dry Needling

Hyperbaric Oxygen Therapy

Massage RELAXUS Physio & Acupuncture

1330 15 Ave SW Unit 108, Calgary, AB T3C 3N7, Canada

+1 587-897-8585 +1 587-897-8585 Call to book

Sauna

Body Wrap

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Massage Helps Inc.

630 17 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2S 0B4, Canada

+1 403-474-3776 +1 403-474-3776 Call to book

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ABM College Student Massage Clinic

112 28 St SE #101, Calgary, AB T2A 6J9, Canada

+1 403-717-0647 +1 403-717-0647 Call to book

Massage Ave

1330 15 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T3C 3V3, Canada

+1 587-897-8585 +1 587-897-8585 Call to book

Body Scrub

Infrared Sauna

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Sauna

Stillwater Spa

700 Centre St S, Calgary, AB T2G 5P6, Canada

+1 403-537-4474 +1 403-537-4474 Call to book

Cryotherapy

Infrared Sauna

Body Scrub

Body Wrap

Body Balanced Massage Therapy

1919 Centre St N, Calgary, AB T2E 2S7, Canada

+1 403-277-2898 +1 403-277-2898 Call to book

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Sophie's Beauty Spa

349 7 Ave NE, Calgary, AB T2E 0N1, Canada

+1 403-277-8872 +1 403-277-8872 Call to book

Sauna

Body Scrub

Spa Treatments

Studio 333 Wellness Center

Suite #200, 909 5 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2P 0N7, Canada

+1 587-356-0333 +1 587-356-0333 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

Thai Massage

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Massage Heights Beltline

514 11 Ave SW #100, Calgary, AB T2R 0C8, Canada

+1 403-276-7529 +1 403-276-7529 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

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Nuad Thai Massage - SW

1412 1 St SW, Calgary, AB T2R 0V8, Canada

+1 403-453-1808 +1 403-453-1808 Call to book

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The Studio Beltline

1111 3 St SE, Calgary, AB T2G 2S8, Canada

+1 403-455-1390 +1 403-455-1390 Call to book

Spa Treatments

Body Scrub

Sauna

Body Wrap

RnR Wellness Spa Palliser

133 9 Ave SW, Calgary, AB T2P 2M3, Canada

+1 403-244-9290 +1 403-244-9290 Call to book

Body Scrub

Sauna

Infrared Sauna

Cryotherapy

TaniaMediSPA Ltd

342 14 St NW, Calgary, AB T2N 1Z7, Canada

+1 403-397-1976 +1 403-397-1976 Call to book

Body Wrap

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Body Scrub

Riversong Bodycare & Massage

718 17 Ave SW Suite 10, Calgary, AB T2S 0B7, Canada

+1 403-926-1868 +1 403-926-1868 Call to book

Body Scrub

Body Wrap

Spa Treatments

A-Asian Massage & Natural Healing Inc

1605 Centre St NW, Calgary, AB T2E 2S2, Canada

+1 403-250-8811 +1 403-250-8811 Call to book

Hot Stone Massage

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Hot Stone Massage FAQs

Where can I get a full body hot stone massage near me?

Full body hot stone massages place stones on multiple points and use them across the whole body. Browse and book the best full body hot stone providers near you on Fresha.

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Is a hot stone massage right for me?

Hot stone massage is suitable for most people who enjoy warmth and deep relaxation. It is not recommended for those with certain skin conditions, cardiovascular conditions, diabetes, or during pregnancy. Always inform your therapist of any health conditions before booking.

Is a hot stone massage better than a deep tissue massage?

A hot stone massages warms your muscles to allow your masseuse to work them more deeply. A deep tissue massage applies repeated pressure to sore muscles, working your them without any heat. Both result in less muscle tension, but which one works best for you is down to your personal preference.

Are there hot stone massage providers open on Saturday near me?

Yes, many spas and massage therapists are open on Saturdays. Use Fresha to check real-time availability and book your appointment.

How much does a hot stone massage cost?

You’ll pay anything from $100 to $199.99 for a hot stone massage in Chinatown.

How long does a hot stone massage last for?

Around an hour. This gives the stones time to ease your aches and pains so you leave deeply relaxed. Always tell your therapist about any medical conditions you have, particularly if you suffer with heart disease or high blood pressure.

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