I am Joanne, a radical tarot practitioner from deepest, darkest Lanarkshire in Scotland.
I come with a content warning and I’m not for the easily offended! I will eff and blind my way through your reading, and I make no apologies for it. My foul mouth in no way precludes the healing that I channel to you, and the veracity of the messages I give you. I am spookily accurate in both the cards I draw, and what the cards tell me. I know all about your past, I can see where you are sitting right now, and I know where you’re going.

Guided by Gaia Tarot

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The reading will be personalised to you and the guidance you need. Often the Celtic Cross never fails! Other divination tools will be utilised, such as pendulums, crystals and oracle cards. These will add an extra level of depth to your reading and amplify the messages from the cards. 
You will also more than likely meet my dog, Dante. He loves meeting my querents and I believe he adds an extra something to my at-home readings! Please let me know if you're not comfortable with dogs and I can arrange for him to be out of the house.


Tarot Reading 

The main benefit of this type of reading is that you can interact with me. I do prefer to go into the readings quite cold, so I would ask that you don’t share a lot with me. After I.ve finished reading your cards, then we can delve deeper. Plus, you don’t have to leave the comfort of your own safe space!

Video Tarot Reading

A fan-tastic reading for getting a birds' eye view of your life! We can set a specific time frame to focus on. You'll get 5 cards for your past, 3 for your present, and 5 for your future. The cards flow from your birth card, which I will tell you about at the start of your reading. We will see the transitional times, the liminal points, the journeys. You will receive clarity on the events of your past and how these led to where you are right now. 7
And of course, you get the pretty detailed peek into your future. 
Charm throw also included.
Reading will be completed within 7 days of booking, and at the time I am drawn.

The Fan - 13 card past, present, future

Want to just dip your toe into the wonderfully weird world of Guided by Gaia Tarot? Try this for size. 3 cards that'll give you a message that the Universe wants you to hear!

GUIDED BY GAIA EXCLUSIVE: 3 Card Curiosity Cards

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Would you like to meet your spirit guide? I am delighted to introduce you to your guide, through this tarot reading created by me! The beauty of this reading is that it can be used if you know who your guide is and you want to find out more about them. It can also be used to identify your guide if you’re not sure who they are (because you will have one!).

What are spirit guides? Why will it benefit you to meet your spirit guide? We all have our guides as we journey through this extraordinary experience called life. Our guides are often on the earthly plane, but we can often receive assistance from Above. And these guides are our spirit guides, my lovelies! We each have our own special spirit guide(s): they could be angels; a loved one in Spirit; a deity; an animal; even a pet who’s crossed the Rainbow Bridge.

This reading contains 7 cards which will tell you all you need to know about your spirit guide! Find out who (or what!) they are and the message they’re trying to give you. Lear

Meet your Spirit Guide!

💘 Would you like to know who your next lover is? This 7-card tarot reading created by me will unveil the story of your next grand passion. 🔥 This is more than just a reading — it’s a love letter from the future. 💌 Are you ready to open it? Of course, it might also show you all the red flags. Will you listen, or dye them pink? 🚩

❤️Find out who your person is on the outside, and the soul that lies within them. Discover when and where your paths will cross, the powerful impact they'll have on your life and destiny, and what may be energetically holding you back. 💋 You'll also get a message of approval (or disapproval) from your Higher Self, and a glimpse into the most likely outcome of this connection. 💑


Meet your next Lover!

The Cross can be used to focus on a specific issue- I've used it to investigate my love relationships, my mental health and just why I swear so fucking much. It can also be used generally, where we ask the Universe what you need to know. Birth card reading and charm throw also included.
Card 1: heart of the matter.
Card 2 (crosses card 1): obstacles
Card 3: foundation of the issue
Card 4: crown (message from your Higher Self)
Card 5 (far left): recent past event/ energies which are still influencing or what to get to fuck
Card 6: recent future event/energy which will have an impact or what to take forward 
Card 7 (bottom card of the vertical column): what you bring 
Card 8: external influences/ energies affecting you 
Card 9: your hopes and/or fears
Card 10: probable future outcome 
And it'll give you the answers you need.
Readings will be completed within 7 days of order. 

Celtic Cross 10 cards: the classic reading, with a Guided by Gaia Twist!

Curious about tarot and my readings, but not sure where to start? May I suggest a cheeky 6 card Ask the Universe? It's a mini Celtic Cross and the cards will focus on a situation. The cards will tell you what you need to know, right now. You'll find out about what's blocking you (guidance on how to clear will come as we progress through the cards!). There will be a foundations card and a message from your Higher Self. Two cards for timeframes, one for the recent past and the final card for the future probable outcome. 
Like my Celtic Cross, it's gonna tell you what you need to know, man. 
Also includes birth card reading and charm throw.
Readings will be completed within 7 days of order. 

GUIDED BY GAIA EXCLUSIVE: Ask the Universe 6 card spread

Tarot was traditionally used as fortune telling and to, yes, tell the future. My future predictions are proving to be solid. I've predicted pregnancies, names of employers, and job offers, to name just three specifics. You can  use the cards however you want. You could investigate 4 life areas at 3 distinct points in the future. Or 6 life areas at two future points. Your wish is my desire! You tell me what you want, and I'll ask the cards for you! 

Peep Your Future 12 card future reading

Have you ever wanted to investigate someone's true feelings and intentions towards you? Well, now you can, thanks to my tarot skills and this spread, created by me! 7 cards, spilling all the tea on your person's deep-seated and heart-held feelings and intentions towards you. Are they keeping any secrets from you? We'll find out. We'll finish up with a sneak peek into the likely outcome if you maintain the connection. Be warned, I don't sugarcoat shit...

GUIDED BY GAIA EXCLUSIVE: True Intentions reading

You’ve got your Higher Self. You also have your Shadow. Your Shadow, to my mind, it’s all the parts of yourself, your psyche, your lived experience, that you don’t want to confront. You push it down, hide it, bury it all in the darkest niches of your soul. Problem is, it rarely ends well if you ignore your Shadow. Happiness and contentedness with your Self is found through examining and acknowledging your shadow. I’ve created the perfect reading to help you do this.

7 questions, to investigate your Shadow in its entirety. What are you focusing on right now, and what’s your Shadow concerned with? What does your shadow want you to bring into the light, and what does it think you need to leave well alone (just for now)? Your Shadow will tell you how you can better acknowledge and accept it, and there is also a card for a shadow that’s following you from a past life (can you clear it, now you know about it?). We’ll finish the reading with a sneak peek into your future – is your Shadow hap

GUIDED BY GAIA EXCLUSIVE: Spraffing with your Shadow Self

What the f*ck is your Higher Self (HS for brevity), you may ask? To me, your Higher Self is the Spiritual You, the spark that came from the Divine, God, Source, whatever the f*ck you believe in. Your Higher Self knows all there is to know about you, your past, your present, and your future. Your Higher Self knows your destiny, and your Higher Self only ever wants the best for you.
I’ve designed this 7 card spread to let you have a chat with your Higher Self! 
Cuppa char optional.


GUIDED BY GAIA EXCLUSIVE: Chat with your Higher Self!

Are you trying so hard to let go of a person, a situation, a job, a dependency, or anything at all? I’ve created the perfect 7 card reading to help you in your endeavours!

What did you think you wanted? What did you actually get? The cards will tell you. You will also get a message from your Higher Self as to WHY you NEED to do the releasing, and a card to give you some solid guidance on how you can let go. But don’t worry, when you let go of things that aren’t meant for you, you open yourself up for blessings to come, and the fifth card will let you what’s coming your way! You’ll get a heads’ up as to anything that will remain (maybe the lesson you were meant to learn?). The final card, as ever, a sneak peek into your future. How are you doing a few months down the line?

GUIDED BY GAIA EXCLUSIVE: Goodbye, Farewell - A Spread for Letting Go

Got something in your life that you need to do, but you’re bumbling about like a fart in a trance, unsure where to begin? Do you dearly wish someone would sit you down and tell you what the heart of the matter as regards your task is, what will help you and what will hinder you? And what would you give for a gift to help you in your task, a bit of insight, something from the Divine that you’d never have thought about? And oh, imagine if you could get a wee peep into the future, how your task has panned out?

Well, thank f*ck for tarot, and thank f*ck for Guided by Gaia Tarot! I’ve created the perfect 7 card spread to spill all the tea on your task and how to achieve the optimal results for you!

No need to wrack your brain anymore, just ask the tarot How to do the Thing!x

GUIDED BY GAIA EXCLUSIVE: How to Do the Thing!

Voice Message Tarot Readings

Why not level up your reading, and add on a reiki healing? Yes, like my voice message readings I can send the gorgeous reiki energy to you while I'm reading your cards. Feedback has been EXCELLENT. I'll ask you at the start of the call to accept the energy. To my mind, being open to the energy and receiving the healing amplifies the messages from the cards. Or the messages from the cards boost the reiki. Doesn't matter. It's magic, whatever it is!

Video Tarot reading and distance reiki healing

Video Tarot Readings

Another benefit of my at-home readings is that you will get full access to my spell jar cabinet! You will have free rein to raid my ingredients to help you craft your perfect spell jar! I will do your cards first, a full 10 card detailed Celtic Cross, and then you will craft a spell jar to support you with what the reading pulled out. You will also get a wee shot of reiki from me while you're crafting your jar!

Tarot Reading and Spell Jar Crafting

Reiki dovetails with tarot beautifully. Come meet me in person and I will do a 10 card Celtic Cross tarot reading for you. I will also give you a mini reiki healing (hands on or hands off, whatever you are comfortable with), with the intent of opening you up for your tarot reading. I'll give you any messages I receive, and we can explore the messages through the cards.  So you get the healing from the gorgeous reiki energy, and then the healing guidance of the tarot (given to you in my own unique style, of course).  

Tarot Reading and mini reiki healing

Bring your friend and have a magickal time in my sacred space at home! You will each receive a 6 card Ask the Universe tarot reading. You will then craft some spell jars together, for whatever intent you each desire. The whole experience will deepen your friendship and love. Cake and tea included! I can really personalise these sessions to your own requirements. Just ask... 
Doggy cuddles may also be included, if you're comfortable with dogs! 


Tarot Treats for Two!

Tarot Offerings

 Reiki dovetails with tarot beautifully. Come meet me in person and I will carry out a mini reiki healing concentrating on your upper chakras (hands on or hands off, whatever you are comfortable with), with the intent of opening you up for your tarot reading. I'll give you any messages I receive, and we can explore the messages through the cards. I will then do a mini 3 card tarot reading for you. So you get the healing from the gorgeous reiki energy, and then the healing guidance of the tarot (given to you in my own unique style, of course). 

Reiki and Tarot Mini Taster

Come meet me in my sacred space at home to craft your very personal spell jar under my guidance! 

We will chat about magic and spell jars. We will cleanse and protect. There will be a meditation and journalling, to assist with your intention setting. I dare say tarot will feature too...

You then get to raid my spell jar cabinet to pick the perfect ingredients for your spell. And then.... you craft! 

Tarot cards will also be involved.

The perfect way to show yourself a bit of self care... and tap into your own magick. Because I promise.. . You have a witch within you. 

I can help you find her. 

Spell jar crafting session

My distance healing is strong. I'm a pure channel and I pour the reiki into you. I don't need to have my hands on you, I don't even need to be near you. Distance is no barrier to energy, and my intent. I will utilise crystals depending on what you need from your healing. I will also pull a tarot card and give you a detailed message from the card after your healing, together with any messages I received during your healing. 
I'll leave you buzzing. 
Please contact me to arrange a mutually convenient time for your healing. It would be ideal if we could synchronise, or I'm at least doing the healing when you're chilled out! 

Reiki Healing - Distance healing

I will carry out a mini distance healing, utilising crystals and other accoutrements as you need. I'll pass on any messages received during your healing by eay of voice message
 I will also do a 3 card mini tarot reading, to illuminate and expand on the reiki psychic messages. I will do my utmost to accommodate your chosen time but we may need to discuss this.
The perfect way to experience online/distance healings and tarot readings, to find out if this is for you! 

Distance reiki and reading combi mini treatment

I am a practicing witch, and my magic is strong. I am an intuitive witch, an energy witch, and a cottage witch.  I can cast a spell on your behalf, using my witchy knowledge, equipment and accoutrements, to help you harness your desires, assist you, or boost your own manifestation work. 

Spell-casting is a two-way process, I do the magic and pour my intent into it, but you, my dear friend, you need to bring your own belief. 

We will have a detailed online consultation to discuss what you need the spell to help you with, and how I think I can best help you. I will involve you in the casting process as much as I can, and I will update you after I've cast the spell as to any messages or guidance I received. 

I also offer spell-casting workshops, where we work together in person to cast your spell together. This can be a powerfully healing and magical occasion.

I reserve the right to refuse any request, without explanation. It's powerful magic. I have a responsibility. 'Nuff said.

Spell Casting

As a practicing witch, I'm well versed in performing magic rituals, and my magic has effect. Cleansing, protecting and spell casting is a three-step process that can be used on yourself, or your home, car or work space. 

I will use all the magickal tools and implements, as well as my magic and reiki, to cleanse. We will boot out any uninvited energies or blockages. I will then do some protection work, to keep you sheltered and secure going forward.


Spellcasting can be added for an increased exchange. Here, I will cast a spell for you, for whatever intent would serve you best. We can welcome in success, happiness, strength - your wish is my desire (following consultation, of course). I dare say some tarot will also be involved, if you wish!

You can come to my sacred space if it's your body. If it's your space, I'll come to you! Armed with my bag of tricks and witchy accoutrements! Whatever crystals or items I use in your session will be yours to keep! This is reflected in the price.

Cleansing, Protection and Casting for your Body or your Space

Having a gathering of some description, and looking for an offering to elevate the evening to the next level? Hello, may I present myself and my amazing tarot readings? We can have a chat about what your event is for, and how I can bring what you need. We can set the intent and tailor my readings to the theme of your gathering. The cards can be kept light, or we can go as deep as you and your guests are willing to go. My readings are always empowering and I feel pretty confident in saying your guests will be talking about your gathering and their readings for quite some time. 
I will provide a full quote for services following our initial chat. 

Guided by Gaia Tarot

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Video Tarot Reading

The Fan - 13 card past, present, future

The Fan - 13 card past, present, future

GUIDED BY GAIA EXCLUSIVE: 3 Card Curiosity Cards

GUIDED BY GAIA EXCLUSIVE: 3 Card Curiosity Cards

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